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Month: May 2016

That Sinking Feeling

Posted on May 19, 2016May 5, 2017 by gabgab

Lets just take a few moments to talk about giant sinks with short taps, specifically, why the actual fuck they exist. They seem to be a particular favourite in dodgy train station bathrooms where mirrors, lighting and a cleaning schedules are considered a danger to us frequent urinators. Typically, you have an enormous sink, with Read more about That Sinking Feeling[…]

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