Things I Can Do
Things I Can’t Do
Write anything under the title of "Confessions of a _ _" because FFS unless you murdered your rich uncle so that you can adopt his golden miniature toy cavoodle (I MEAN, HOW MUCH SMALLER CAN THEY GET) and take over his multinational empire of pretzel and pretzel-related paraphernalia, its not a confession, its just a bunch of shit that you've done.
Make my mother happy
No more boring
Life is too short, too painful and too ___ for boring bullshit. dsvnwekheklgw